6+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes in English

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

- Tom Lehrer -

Everybody gets back what they do in their life. If you do well in your life, make a good relationship with others, help others, your good deeds will get back to you in another way. Nature never forgets you. It depends on you what you want to have in your life. In short, your future is what you are doing today.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.

- Lily Tomlin -

Being somebody in this world is as tough as winning a war. But you can make it easy for you. You have to do nothing but decide what you want to be. If you have a definite aim, you can move towards your goal without hesitation. You have only one focus and one task to complete. So, always be specific about your destination. You will surely be somebody in this world.

Be a positive energy trampoline – absorb what you need and rebound more back.

- Dave Carolan -

The whole world is a school, and everything is learning material. There are some positive and negative facts everywhere. Always be positive and take the positive things to decorate your life. You can not have all that spread all over the world. So, absorb what you need and positive for you. Avoid all others. Thus, you can rebound more back to the world.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

- Zig Ziglar -

It may be true that motivation does not last long. So what, try it daily. Bathing also does not last more than a day. And we bathe daily. So, why can not we motivate ourselves daily? Renewing our motivation will accelerate our ability to perform well. So, never stop it for yourselves and others. It will give you a better result.

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

- Unknown -

Who does not want to live like a king in their life? But it is not easy to have. You also may be able to do so. However, to lead a beautiful and prosperous life, you need money. And working is the only option that can make you the money you need badly. So, work and work. Never stop before it turns too much for you.

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

- Joe Girard -

Success complies with no rule. You have to use various steps in various situations to be successful. Always remember that there is no shortcut to success. If you want to be a successful person, you have to go forward step by step. Never lose your hope and try in different ways to reach your desired goal. Success should be under your arms in no time.