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Being part of a family means smiling for photos.-- Harry Morgan --
I love Dallas. The people there are so friendly-- John F. Kennedy --
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.-- Clarence Darrow --
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.-- Erma Bombeck --
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.-- Robert Frost --
When I was younger my family would go to the park and one of my favorite activities was swinging on the swingset. But when I got to high school I realized that all of the cool kids were going over to the drug dealer's house.-- Chelsea Peretti --
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.-- --
Man who walk through a door sideways going to bang-cock-- Confucius --
I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army!-- Robert Jordan --
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.-- --
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.-- Charles Gordy --
I love anime-- Jeff Gerstmann --
In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes.-- Robert Jordan --
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.-- Woody Allen --
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.-- --
